Doing Everything with your Socks on!

Recently a great friend of mines came by the house to visit me while I'm on my journey. I always enjoy myself when I speak with her because, she has sons as well and knows my plight when it comes to living with all men. We were discussing Christmas gifts and if you have sons, are a son been around son's  live with any body that has the XY chromosome,you learn the older they get the more expensive their toy request becomes. Heaven forbid your youngest child is a male then  sky's the limit on what he may request. Firstly, because he knows your tired because the first ones have worn you down as well as, moms have a special heart for their boys and we a suckers for our babies. Let me take a breath that was allot.  OK moving forward She and I sat on the couch and she spoke about her tradition of buying underwear and socks for her sons every year, and then a puzzled look came across her face. She began to think aloud on how no matter how old her guys get they won't buy underwear, but they will buy socks. I did a quick run through in my head and realized the samething happens in my house. I will buy the guys underwear and T-shirts but they will buy their own socks. So as we laughed about it I realized men do everything but bathe in their socks. A situation will be hot and steamy and as you move close to the bed and he intensely removes your clothes and then his clothes drop to the floor. The time of hot sweaty intense love making takes place and then its over and BAM he still has on his socks!!! It will be summer time and  whether they are young or old they  have on named brand sandals and socks the only thing that differs is the single man socks from the married man socks. Now you all are wondering what are married man socks? Men let me tell you  if your socks go above your ankle at any time and are 3/4 up your calf you have been official labeled as wearing married man socks(Its an Melanieism) lol. Know lets take a look at price: elite socks are $14 a pop ( Elite are sports socks for football that I guess keep your feet cool or dry or something. I just know that is to high a price for 1 pair of socks). Now the Crazy socks are in style the crazier the sock  the more fashion forward you are. Look at business men now a days. The tie doesn't just tell the story of his personality anymore check out his socks(and shoes). I remember being younger and sitting with Levi Ruffin at some point ,him and my Uncle Butch are great  friends, and Levi told the story about the original super man and how he passed away. The moral of the story was he was  completely naked when he was found, but he still had on his socks.!!!  I remember speaking to a woman and she spoke about her and her husband when the were dating they would go to the beach and walk in the sand and he would wear his socks. She didn't know if he had a sixth toe or not he would always wear his socks. Women around the world, Men all want the same thing!!!They want the simple things in life, food, sex and socks lol .
Smooches
Lets Keep walking