Segway !!!

Have you ever spoken  to a Segwayer? Now what is a segwayer let me tell you : A segwayer is someone who  will ask you: how you were doing? and really didn't care  !!! They really only ask the question so that you can return the  question,  which leads into a segway of how they are doing . I love being a mom but when people ask how my sons are doing I say fine and  leave it ,because they really don't want to know how the boys are really doing. They just they just want the the door to open so that they can have a competitive conversation . Like if you say your child did something great they will find some one in their family that has done something greater, example "My son Johnny was on the honor roll"  they will say "Really my cousin jack jumped out of an air plane." Really ? Huh? how does that correlate? it doesn't !!!!!!!!A Segwayer doesn't need a rhyme or a reason to segway into their conversation they just do it. I got cursed out one time because I didn't open the door to a segwayer lol. I wont name the person but if they read it they will know who they are . They called me to go to the gym I said sure. They picked me up  and as we drove to the gym they proceeded to talk and I just listened ,  well they got mad  because I wouldn't entertain the open doors to a segway. Well to my surprise we never made it to the gym!! I got cursed out and they threaten to be put me out of the car because  I wouldn't  segway the conversation. So beware of Segwayers  they will get you if you don't open the door.  

Lets keep walking.......