What MY Momma and Aunties DIDNT tell me

   



         I love being in my 40's!!!! I am more confident . My blog is naturalsince40.blogspot.com!! The 40's are the new 40's and I say that because the only good thing that came out of my 20's were my son's . The best thing for me being in my 30's were them being the bridge to my  40's!! Big ups to my 40's , BUT THERE IS A FEW THINGS I DISCOVERED OR UNCOVERED!!!!!
   
      I approached my 40's and my precious jewels I have learned to appreciate.   My momma and auntie's  didn't tell me new smells show up????!!!!! Now what do I mean? Everything I eat !! some how the aroma seems to seep out of some part of me!!! My Aunt she has always been holistic my whole life wasn't even phased at my shock.!! Why does everything I eat seem to deodorize my lady parts??????? Oh my goodness.  I eat a curry based meal every day, why? because it has turmeric and cinnamon which are anti inflammatory and reduces the aging pains that sometimes arrive as we gracefully become more distinguished.  I only like the aroma as I eat it not the stench as it leaves!!!!!!! Yikes!!!!!
 
      Well ladies the next time you tinkle sniff, lol. Especially the healthy eaters  !!! Was that asparagus? was that curry or coriander ? Juicers know what I'm talking about lol.

The first time I went to "hot yoga" a class room for yoga set to be done at a 90 degree temp.  I first asked the person who took me what did I do to offend her that she  would torture me like that? I was in child pose so much that you would have thought I was taking a nap lol. Once the class was over I smelt like who done it and why???? it was atrocious!! I'm a glutton for punishment at times and went back again.  I ate strawberries and drank water before I went back because if what I eat is going to come out of my pours it better be sweet. WELL I smelt better but far from sweet.

        There isn't enough soap and water or powder that can help.

My Mom's pearl of wisdom on marriage: " If they do something you dont like before marriage , keep in minD after marriage it gets worse!!!!" REALLY???? AWE MAN!!